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Practice that strut

pics or shens  I know, I know. But she's got the type of beauty that moves faster than my 1 point 3 mega-pixel phone shooter her black heels waiver ever more with  forced femininity learned and absorbed  from working mother's of 7 whose familial deposits cascade over the sides of  these dainty shoes and those tight skirts that keep a running tab of her shared mitochondria in the form of wider this.  droopier that

A letter from my youth

Below is a letter I wrote to a friend when I was 20 and he was 19 or so. It amazes me not because it's particularly sage advice, or even well crafted. I cringe at the unnecessary commas and typos and spelling errors. But it amazes me because even now, 5+ years later I'm still using the isolation model as a means for personal growth. I'm starting to think that I was on to something.  I'm still unsure of this blog's direction, but since this is my little corner of the web-o-sphere I'll share whatever I like. :) Please share your thoughts, warm-fuzzies, stories of growth, etc. in the comments section. Happy first week of Fall!! Hey, we just got off the phone, and I came back to my homework, and you know how it takes me years to process things. Ok, I think that my not being in your life has been exactly what you needed. This time apart was good for you, and I think you might need more. I mean, you said today, you're trying to change everyhting about yourself, an

She just needs a good *&%$ that's all

The results of a recent study were published this month in The Journal of Sexual Medicine.  Sexologists found that a woman's gait may be associated with her orgasmic ability.  There are so many things to consider in those first two sentences. Let's break 'em on down, shall we?  1. There is an entire scientific journal that reports (monthly!) on Sexual Medicine. There's a world of reporting beyond our "Increase your member, pleasure nightly!" SPAM.  2. Perhaps our guidance counselors could have held our hormone crazed teenaged attentions if they'd said, "Or, if you don't want to be a teacher, you could study to be a Sexologist".  3. It takes ability for a woman to have an orgasm, but not her PARTNER'S ability, nope, it's hers. So, a few scientists round up some ladies and ask them a few questions about their sexual activity. Then they film them walking in public from a distance. Then they give the walking footage to some sexologists an